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We don’t.

She was Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend on a reality show, so a sex tape really isn’t big news.

Kendra Wilkinson is a pseudo-celebrity with no discernible talent other than the ability to sound incredibly annoying on camera. Without the connection to Hef, she’d be just another bleached blonde looking for attention in Hollywood.

Bullz-Eye.com has a great list of 15 films where humanity isn’t doing so hot. The top movie on the list is “Planet of the Apes.”

Though this isn’t actually a best-to-worst list, “Planet of the Apes” was always going to be sitting at the top. Not only has it been the subject of countless pop culture parodies (admit it, “Simpsons” geeks: you’ve been singing “I hate every ape I see / From chimpan-A to chimpanzee” since you started reading) and contains one of the greatest movie lines of all time (“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”), but it was a defining moment in late ’60s science fiction, leaving a legacy that even Tim Burton’s craptastic remake wasn’t able to taint…much. Everyone knows the famous State of Liberty scene where Taylor (Charlton Heston) damns the maniacs all to hell for blowing up the planet, but Earth’s real problem started with the plague that hit in 1983 (!), which killed off the majority of the planet’s dogs and cats. After a suitable period of mourning, humanity turned to monkeys and apes as pets, a regrettable decision which quickly led to simian slave labor and the inevitable uprising. At this point, things get a little sketchy, but a nuclear exchange definitely took place, and it was all downhill for humanity after that…not that apekind didn’t have its own troubles. (See “Battle for the Planet of the Apes” for details.) Good thing the mutants had the Alpha-Omega Bomb to serve as the great equalizer. Of course, their version of leveling the playing field involved leveling the entire planet, but, hey, you can’t argue with those kinds of results.

The original is soooo good, and Tim Burton’s remake is soooo bad!

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Since losing “The Tonight Show” and getting replaced by Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien has stayed off of television as a result of his contract with NBC, though he’s been making quite a splash on Twitter. Last night he appeared on “60 Minutes” and you can see the video above.

In many ways, I think all will work out fine for Conan. His new show on TBS will be perfect for him. Of course it must hurt to lose “The Tonight Show,” but he may be better off on a cable network as he won’t have the pressure to alter his style for a wider, mainstream audience.

Conan’s main point is that he wouldn’t have taken back the show if he had handed it off to someone, and in that respect he has a great point. Leno may have been forced out too soon, but he then took the show back. Not his best moment . . .

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The hairless trends are starting to affect everyone. It’s a huge trend when it comes to private parts, and now men are getting into the body grooming trend. Carmen Electra gets into the act and gives her endorsement to men’s grooming habits as she shaves a volunteer with a Norelco electric razor to kick off a celebration for the Arbor Day Foundation, “Deforest Yourself, Reforest the World“, in New York.

Here’s another photo of Carmen, who still looks fantastic.

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Here’s a new pic of Jessica Simpson looking a little chunky . . . .